Well if yoir are still awake and secided to drink... You may aswell drink
That text needs to switch to water.
Oh my god you would drunk register for a marathon.
he used his one phone call on me and it said "you have a collect call from- LETS GET IT- at the montgomery county jail".
If that really is brett favre's penis, no wonder she ignored his calls
I just put up a picture on my dorm room wall of that ginger you hooked up with to remind myself that everyone makes mistakes
LSD in a sugar cube. Dropped it in my whiskey sour and felt like I was rowing a boat.
I had a dream last night where I used the marginal product rule to figure out how much more hangover I got per sip of four loko, econ is taking over my life...
I took shots of absinthe with my mom just now. Except awful things.
I feel as though sleeping all day due to the effects of prescription painkillers paid for by union insurance made this the most American day ever for me
If you're asking how many times you took off your clothes and played with the tiki torches.....the answer is 3.
I am not betting on the failure of any friend that is not you.
My car windows are covered in lube. Happy 4th of July!
It's 11:13am and my chem prof is drinking a beer in class. I guess finals week is stressful for them too
Better safe and shitfaced than hungover and in need of another surgery.
Can’t. It’s taco and dick night.
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