I got wasted for the 1st time and I sat in a fridge for 2 hours and a trash can?
If you want to dance with a less than stellar Asian chick, I have just the girl for you.
we made out on top of his cat.
omh. i just found SHIT IN THE SHOWER! who the fuck does that? and why do i always seem to find it?
Downstairs neighbor just asked me to tell people when they jump off the balcony next time not to land on her flowers
We just saw him running from campus police a few minutes ago. So no, I don't think he's still passed out on the quad.
I thought monday through wednesday was a YOLO free zone.
He told me he wants to eat me out all day while I lay in bed watching football. Seems like a solid foundation for a relationship to me.
I'm ready to sell my soul to the strip club tonight
Woke up pants less in the vacant apartment across the hall. It was unlocked because they were showing it to someone. When they walked in I woke up and said "this is a great place to live" and walked out
My roomate had an hour long melt down about her life choices not realizing I was in the middle of having sex... So yea it went pretty horribly.
We drank vodka and koolaid through a traffic cone. It got rowdy.
Update: drank half a bottle of Bourbon and texted three ex's. Waiting for the roommates to go to sleep so I can raid the fridge.
You tried to lick the lightbulb and fell off of the chair onto my wife and gave her a concussion. Did i mention you were naked?
I was drunk, but not drunk enough to forget I had some dude on his knees begging for forgiveness.
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