we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
Yeah. My legs are trembling...hard to walk. Feels like a neon arrow is pointing at me saying "just had sex (with not his wife)"
friends don't let friends hook up with gingers.
even your uterus rejects him.
apparently my uterus is the smartest part of my body.
I'm getting to the point of going up to a guy and saying "Hi I'm maggie and i can put my foot behind my head"... That desperate.
I tried...failed..now im naked on the futon since clothes are hard.
You had your shirt off checking IDs at the door and you don't even work there
She started telling me about this odd patch of smooth skin under her boobs. Not sure if she was hitting on me or looking for free advise from a doctor...
I mean, I still played with her tits for like 20min tho.
I'M NOT READY TO BE AB ADULT YET!!!
Would giving a bouquet of flowers to my mother be a good way to say, "sorry you walked in on my boyfriend eating me out"?
He snapchatted me the wine on the ceiling this morning
Tell me why I woke up outside of our hotel room Wearing a cowboy hat and boots in Las Vegas.
I'm eating a block of cheese like its a sandwich in the tsa line
You woke up at like 4 in the morning fell off your bunk bead, yelled at Nic for asking if you were ok, walked to the kitchen, pissed on the keg, and then looked at me and said "Still not worth it" then went back to bed.
I promised to leave my panties on but I didn't promise to not have sex
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