whats the name of the jew you used to have sex with that lives on evergreen?
be more specific...?
Its already bleeding so dont be alarmed after you bite it
Woke up wearing just a scarf, the holidays are definetly here
today he pulled me aside to show me a lawn mower that he drew above his pubes. I saw his pubes in all their glory. Right there. In spanish class. Hola.
she woke up, said "please dont tell me your name, i dont want to remember it"
did you find a tooth?
did you lose one?
If Dave says he's going to have sex with her, he's going to fuck her retarded and turn her crazy. So run.
Her only article of clothing is an American Flag
I made him an O's fan. One pic of my tits coming out of a Baltimore shirt and it was done.
He broke into my house just to tell me the door was locked.
Apparently we carried the stove upstairs. I Woke up with it in my room.
I still maintain we were not that drunk......
Dude, Dimensionally it doesn't even fit in that stairway! We might have to knock a wall out to get it back down!
My body is telling me there was tequila. My pictures say it was Jeff's fault
He couldn't undo my bra. He ended up breaking the clasp he clawed at it so long. We met on Tinder for God sake
We had a company shotgunning beers contest in the parking lot today, and I won. God bless America!
I just talked comic books with a cop. We high-fived as he was running my name.
Proud of you.
We discussed the legality of being a vigilante. I won.
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