that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
She announced her abortion via fbk
PS, you're not being slutty, you're "making dreams true."
your goal of the night was to unlock your iPhone with your nipple. You're going places.
He blew a load on his roommates pillow just to piss him off. Why did you introduce me to these people?
That place is a DUI and an STD waiting to happen. I think I'll pass.
Whenever I see women with terribly drawn on brows, I just wanna tackle them and redo them and run away. I'll be Brow-lady. The beauty superhero
Balls deep in an Orange is the New Black marathon. Bring food and drugs.
I got drunk by myself and ended up listening to Beethoven in the dark.
Is it weird that I'm looking up pubic hairstyles?
First night of sleeping in the same bed, and she farted on me. I immediately excused myself and went home. Don't know if we're still together. Will update you.
Well, he was my lawyer and now we get drunk and hook up.
That explains the way he looks at you.
I just had a visual of u banging and screaming at him at the same time.
And when were you going to tell me to stop dancing on his coffee table singing "come on irene?"
You went after him with a sword while screaming “FAJITAS!”. And Todd was dressed as a Goth for some reason
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