I think I am morally bankrupt
There need to be more gay people on my afternoon soaps.
which bright sisters idea was it to put semi-formal in the middle of no-shave november?
you kept running around the room with a flask shouting "so much room for activities!" then someone tripped you and you passed out
He taught me how to drive a stick by using his dick. He even made the whurrrr noise so I knew when to change gears.
I love my roommate; her alcohol problem, her proclivity for passing out on the living room couch, and her fucking awesome size d tits that can never remain clothed. Craigslist jackpot.
he busted in while i was showering looked at me and said "youve lost weight bro, no homo" and started puking into the sink
I'm leaving my hospital band on when we go drinking tonight. I'm aiming for pity sex.
He called the drink "The Annexation of Puerto Rico". He wouldn't tell us whats in it but said that we should all fear for our lives. Let's do this.
Let's just say, at one point i got woken up at 4am by a naked guy who was offering me steak, in a cup.
Whiskey + Water + Crystal Lite does NOT = refreshing summer time drink.....
Does hooking up with the gay pledge count as hazing?
Not sure if buying Twisted Teas for the alcoholics posted up outside the gas station counts as paying it forward but I am optimistic.
Honestly the prospect of dick really lifts a girl's spirits
Dude no i feel my liver disintegrating
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