U dropped me off n it hit me, i made it inside for exactly shit thirty on the nose, another minute n i would of had brown trowsers
he was going down on me when he saw the warts...nevertheless he told me he had to pick his sister up from school. why does this keep happening to me???
there was a guy who was being paid to stand outside of Abercrombie without a shirt on... normally i would be okay with this but he was 40...
it wasn't a normal cookie, i figured that out 45 minutes into my exam
I just took the cheapest shot in your honor
You decided that walking wasn't in the cards for you anymore
he's the second guy to suck on my nipple in front of my friends that i haven't made out with.
Just high enough for therapy.
He said he doesnt believe in the female orgasm,so no I did not have sex with him.
He stopped in the middle of us banging in order to check in for his Southwest flight.
It's a good thing he's hot, because it seemed like he was trying to do CPR on my private parts
He a gives rim jobs, because, of course a guy who opens doors and makes reservations would lick your anus..like a gentleman.
is it just me or does "lol" kill any sort of vibe while sexting?
9 am booty call on your ex's birthday. Fuck yea
I’m glad they have a happy marriage but why do they have to inflict it on the rest of us?
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