His vagina is bleeding blood all over the court
so i woke up to her 8 year old asking for a bowl of cereal...
my dad just encouraged me to do a kegstand
Their house warming gift for us was a half case of keystone and getting the cops called..
obviously he has no clue about college dating. it goes drunken sex then the 1st date
he was grinding on you and dedicated the song "I'm in Love With a Stripper" to you then started taking his own clothes off
No sexy Asian girl. No comfy bed. I'm just gonna lie here in the hall next to the garbage can until someone comes home.
She wouldn't put out on the first date. I think my boner put a hole in my mattress.
I'm looking forward to the release of my future best seller - "Three Words to Make Your Relationship 100% Better: Surprise Blow Jobs"
So far in the last ten minutes I have tried to pour cereal into a plate. Today's gonna be a great day.
NATIONAL GIVE A BOSTON COP A BLOW JOB BITCH ROAD TRIP NOW
yeah well, its not like my astrogynecology class is teaching me what i need to know
im almost 90% sure there is no such thing as astrogynecology.
So I remember having an orgasm, but I didn't wake up next to anyone. Your dog is afraid of me. Is this a sick joke?
U NO SLUT. YOUR HEART IS JUST FREE.
he was just sitting there in his underwear... and his chewbacca mask...
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