Whats the glycemic index on semen?
is it wrong that i plan on stealing a few pipecleaners from my preschool classroom to clean my bowl?
all i need in life is blowjobs and white cheddar cheezits
I woke up at 4am on the couch with half my clothes on. And by half my clothes I mean my earrings.
we saw a llama on the side of the road. That's when we knew everything was going to be alright.
She tried to cook Velveeta IN the oven on clean mode.
I already wrote the apology to my liver. He knows whats up
on the way to the hospital you kept asking if we could stop at the bar first. then you proceeded to puke out the window
Do you have any pictures of me mounting animals that aren't on Facebook?
Not much. Some creepy guy on Grindr thinks he knows who I am and where I live. So I sent him to that place with jockstraps and bacon. Hope he has fun.
This girl looks like an elf and is obviously on coke. I want to be her.
Also, I pretty much need an IV of fluids straight to my soul
If I had a vagina, my apartment would have been the Atlantic
There's a super pregnant woman here complaining about back pain. I better not see a live birth in the hair care aisle
I only know one person in my class and that's my dealer.
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