It didn't go so well. He got drunk and asked my dad if 'front or back' virginity mattered more.
He said finals are more important than getting stoned on 4/20. I'm proud in a disappointing kinda way
Did you know there's no emoticon to really tell you that I just consumed a magic brownie?
Nothing like an old fashioned, wine fueled, anxiety-cry in the shower to start off finals week.
It's 6 a.m. ... what the hell.
You are number one in my heart. But in the dick Olympics you're disqualified.
Last thing I remember is beer bonging sangria. Dear God.
He said he would pay my bar tab if he couldn't answer my question. He lost to the age old question of our youth. Why did pogs go out of style.
School starts Thursday. Don't fling yourself out of the car to throw up screaming "classy" before I park this time.
It's a new year.
In the store looking for it now. They put the theatre/script section right next to the gay erotica section. Rude. Practical, but rude.
I've been to his house multiple times since that night and I STILL can't find my bra. And he says the hot tub ate my thong.
last thing I remember was someone walking in on me sitting in the bathtub listening and singing along to Britney spears "Till the world ends" on repeat.
Ya apperently its not "appropriate" to fuck in the school auditorium
Good god, my descendants are going to be fucked.
I think I’ve reached sophomore-year-level of bad ideas
and you know that’s the highest possible level because it’s when I met you
I pelvic thrusted so hard while he was eating me out that his nose started bleeding. I think it's broken. Trophy scars, right?
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