what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
I'm going to rape someone's good day.
WTF YOU HAVE A GIRLFRIEND?
Oh yeah that.
He tagged himself in all of my pictures so he would get a notification if someone commented on it.
Restraining orders are what college is about.
So how many shot glasses of coffee grounds make a pot?
i don't understand how she was down there for so long, she's like a mermaid, a blowjob giving mermaid.
In the middle of switching positions, we shared a line of coke. It's was like a modern-day 'Lady and the Tramp.'
At some point we were all eating banana flavored rolling papers.
I'll still trying to understand the context of your "punch her with my cock" comment.
It's like getting ready for my vaginas own execution
What made this night legendary was getting pulled over for looking suspicious while wearing an iron man mask
Someone should make a valentines day card that says "I like the way you continuously consume thc with no concept of a limit other than drug supply" Because I'd send that to you.
I went to an 8am hookup in another guys sweatpants. Who is the really player here?
Did she seriously come back inside just to piss on the kitchen floor?
Chick in the kitchen making breakfast.. Yours or mine?
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