Sarah, plain, and tall I adore you
i barfeds in our rink
My gift to the freshman: I made an illegal stop, rolled out and dropped to my hands and knees and puked in front of the south campus dorms and about 20 families. Welcome to OSU
It's like he's trying to get head in every car except his.
There's a skull full of vodka. How bad can it be?
We role played last night. I was Brandon Inge and she was some slut from Toledo. Let's just say Triple A might not be so disappointing after all.
I woke up to him yelling "WHO SLEEPS WITH A BEER IN THEIR HAND?!?" this of course, startled me awake and made me spill the aforementioned beer. So I guess the a answer is- not this girl, not anymore. Asshole
It's his sex noise. "I'm gonna cu-THE LORD IS MY SHEPARD AND I SHALL NOT WANT"
So dude comes out in a full body leotard and a wand and announced he's king of the gays. Chicago is a weird but fun place
You merely adopted the alcohol. I was born into it. Molded by it. I didn't see the hang over until I was a man and by then it was only blinding.
Okay who let me pass out in a recliner cuddling a pitbull and a cardboard cutout of Orlando Bloom
I can't hangout tonight, I have a phone sex appointment at 10
I made out with a guy dressed as the pdx airport carpet.
Portlandia didn't prepare you for that?
Now the fun stuff starts.
Someone is losing a finger.
So, my first week in Saskatchewan ended with me drinking moonshine and getting eaten out in a tractor. I already love it here!
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