I wish I could teleport
Fuck you I wanted that fabulous flaming homo to win american idol...its like we lost the gay marriage vote...again
I saw him at work today and he gave me a really awkward "I know what you do drunk" look...
Can we please have a moment of silence for my reputation?
I don't care how hungover you are were not listening to enya
I'm customer of the month for a 3rd time now at the Wine store. I've achieved so much in my life
well at that point we were just fucking to keep warm.
Isn't it statistically impossible for THAT many ugly people to be in one place at one time?
WHITE RUSSIAN WEDNESDAY. TELL YOUR CO WORKERS. INVITE QND PREPARE
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
I NEED ANOTHER LEVEL OF CAPS TO EXPRESS TO YOU THE MAGNITUDE OF MY FADDEDNESS
Let me know when ur ready so I can throw up one last time then brush my teeth
Fair enough. Everyone has some guilty pleasures. Yours is yourself
Today would have been my 8th wedding anniversary and I woke up with a hot European guy in my bed. Divorce has it's perks.
Beer Olympics must happen in honor of the legit Olympics.
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