If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
if it were possible I'd exchange my vagina for a diff one on the black market.
now there's a facebook group for all the people whose lives i've ruined
So basically our separate showers turned into one shower, to save water, which turned into a bath, which turned into sex on the bed, which turned into drinking beer in the bed, and thats what the stain is from... bud light. sorry.
His bookmark is a piece of toilet paper. No shame there.
Im sitting alone watching titanic. Drunk. Without pants. Holding a fishing pole. Im pretty sure im okay with all of this.
He's really hot. I think he's gonna be my reason to shave this winter.
he kept saying that we were in ian's fun time place and then continued to act like a dinosaur.
I want a calm night. Not one where I wake up to you topless and bloody.
I KNEW IT. I HAD A FEELING. THIS IS GODS CURSE. BREAK UP WITH A SEX GOD. GET ONE OF HIS PEASANTS.
Jacked up my neck and shoulder hanging on for dear life while I rode him like a boss. Plus my house smells like broccoli, bad! How's YOUR morning?
If your find a 12 pack on your doorstep consider it a gentleman's agreement to never speak of that night again
I knew it was going to be a good night when my mom said "Have fun, be safe...wait, do you need any weed for tonight?"
A girl just invited me over for a blowjob and beer. Is this a trap?
Upon further investigation my nipples are bruised and I have teeth marks all over.
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