i wish they had a 'baby daddy' section in halmark, like, "hey, i know you didn't want this child and you're doing a horrible job, but here's to making you cry on fathers day"
I think I've lost the thrill of being a slut. It's just that the newness has worn off, I think.
We just filmed our own version of iron chef. The secret ingreient was whisky.
What did you cook with whisky?
We started a fire.
Its not low standards. We're more of like a self esteem camp for average girls
Also, you peed on your hand last night. Id just like to point that out
You sent me a picture of you licking the bottom of a shoe and the caption was "it tastes like shoe"
I'm sitting on my couch eating a bag of marshmallows and watching someone run bare ass down the street. What has happened to my life?
Most tragic bathtub-fart of all time. I am going to be late.
She tried deep frying a banana by placing one, unpeeled, into a toaster.
Some people are good at football, some people are good at painting, and he's good at being a fuckboy. Everyone has their talents.
Lest it die in the depths of eternal drunken recall denial...we peed in the street. Middle of the street. Simultaneously. Peed. Street. Middle of street.
She deleted me on Facebook. I think it's safe to say that she knows I fucked him now.
I need to hurry up and get over my feelings for him so next year's tipsy reunion sex won't be clouded by emotions.
Last night I was the DD and was trying to drop off some chick I didn't know at her place. The closest thing to an address I got was "where the goldfish go."
I picked up a towel, and butt beads fell out of it.
Oh yeah... Surprise!
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