He actually believes he's not an alcoholic if he doesn't go to meetings.
Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
Drinking mikes hard & watching the swan princess. i fucking LOVE college
he ate out my asshole, i really don't think he gets embarrassed easily.
you grabbed the waitors dick and yelled '2nd base' and then he gave you his number. I hate your life.
eat the baked goods on the counter at your own risk... i made them while i was angry and drunk so they most likely have pubes in them
How do you not remember seeing the kid from our chem lab table and repeatedly yelling "lab partners for life!" at him?
Pretty sure I just convinced a drunk guy at the train station that I was from the future
Your message cut off at "shit on the floor". Your life is incredible.
i want us to warm up up with us making out while i lay you down touching and feeling all the spots you know are going to get you warmed up. im gonna move down your body kissing every inch as i move down past your panty line ;)
Did you watch the carolina game tonight?
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
I'm about to have a bowl of Advils... without any fucking milk.
I'm on the fast track to lesbian land
By the way I can not feel my vagina. It's like it's asleep. What the hell did you do?
He also sent me nipple clamps because romance is NOT dead
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