did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
think im gonna go get a six pack before class and sit in the back of the room...
he left me a 6 minute video of him peeling a clementine listening to justin bieber
she keeps a pillow, blanket, and a pack of saltines under the bathroom sink, for "rough nights".
It's not mothers day until you're vomitting syrup into grandma's toilet. Cherish the holidays
I'm more picky about my flip flops than the guys I sleep with
Goldfish can't live in a bowl filled with tequila, lesson learned.
Note to self glow in the dark nail polish can be quite the mood killer during sex especially when you notice its working for the first time and you stop everything your doing to do spirit fingers
Can we make a pact that if we're 40 and still sluts that aren't married we can get civil unioned the fuck up and raise an asian baby as our own?
I forgot drug dealers have families, too. Cheers to a sober, uncomfortable, slightly enraging Thanksgiving.
I just had sex on a roof
I m a li title tea p or short and sto u. T.... Here is my haaandley
C ANGT CATCH NE IM THE GIBNGER BREAS MAB
OMG I COULD FUCK HIM FOR POT, THIS CHANGES THE WHOLE GAME.
He's been pretending to be gay for 3 months in order to get free weed.
We poured all the Fireball on the Slip and Slide and long story short I have two black eyes.
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