I want to kish your cheek
My cheeks are in Michigan
Oh my lips are kind of stretchy
Do you realize we just stole 12 dollars worth of quarters each from the office petty cash just to get manicures? New high or New Low?
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
there's nothing like that first "just failed out of my program" beer
it's official, i know exactly what cross streets we're at by the bumps when i give him road head
you were crying and trying to give advice to people.. that's was a new level of drunk for you
I think my multiple attempts of taking his life, no matter how unintentional they were, has put a damper on our friendship
All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
wrestling a boy for fruit? sounds suspiciously like foreplay...
Does Jesus have blonde highlights? Pretty sure I saw him in a lavender shirt and Sperry's.
I can't have my last hookup before 21 have been behind a dumpster
i may or may not have bought a plane ticket for a russian cam girl to fly here. also, can you spot me $300 on rent?
Well I've consulted some psychics but they keep saying all they hear in my head is screaming and all they see in my future is pool noodles and cheese dip?
Sometimes I look at dogs and just thing about how it's weird we both came from wolves
Lay off the drugs kid
i ate pretzels. i might be the first human to be hospitalized from pretzels. that's how bad this is.
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