i used the pictures of vaginas in your biology book to jack off.
I'm sitting in my bathroom sink, eating a tuna sandwich. He had better weed than I expected.
Tequila bombs in champagne seemed like a good idea at the time.
Is it wrong that I want to take the baby bump in her facebook pictures as "meal-ticket"?
You just said we could build a blanket and pillow "fuck fort." Of course I'm never leaving you.
What's grosser: using a dirty sex towel as an oven mitt? or using the oven to reheat superbowl bean dip for dinner?
I didn't get a chance to take any pics but the mental snapshot of her boyfriend calling her directly after we finished was a really special moment I wish I could properly share with you.
also dude totally apologize for the whole drunken "want something in my mouth" text
Well his arms broken so they only cuffed his good wrist to his belt. That's how he cast smacked me in custody.
Is it normal that every guy I hook up with tells me my hair is sexy as it's happening? Like that can't be normal
he thought it would be funny to put his dick inside a beer bottle and wear it around. until we all realized how small his dick would have to be to fit in a beer bottle
All I know, is I had green sex and beer and got driven home. That's it.
It's entirely possible that I'm fucking yet another gay guy
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
You some how ended up sleeping on one of the beams that run along the ceiling of your house
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