do herpes really smell.
I knew she could be a good mother by the way she craddled three 40oz's.
Bro, I just want to tell you that I'm glad you got fired. I'm going to fuck your replacement.
I feel like delivery guys should know that when you order lunch for one and answer the door wearing sweatpants, there's no need to say "Happy Valentine's Day."
Milk that cash cow for all the shots she's worth
somehow this went from sexting to explaining my eating disorder.
I feel like my body was put in a dryer with rocks set on permanent press.
Someone broke in while we were at the bars, window is shattered but nothing got taken
Noone broke in, matt tried to pull a tyrese and punch through the window... were at the hospital.
Chick in the reindeer getup puked on Baby Jesus last night. But then she bought us all empanadas so she's cool.
STOP GETTING GIRLS PREGNANT IN MY BED.
Like do I send him a nude to ease his mind off his brother having a stroke? I'm not very good with words when it comes to consoling... I would be a terrible mother.
Wanna see if we can get cut off at bdubs again? The same hipster manager that is younger than us is working again
You know that pill i snorted last night? Yeh, its just hitting me now..... At work
She's licking the vodka she spilled off the desk
Aaaaand now she's drinking it out of the shot glass like a cat
No I feel the same as usual. Mopey with a chance of bitch fits.
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