I dont get chicks, its like they only care about themselves and money
sounds like you understand them just fine
yes, too bad my tears were being wiped away by tits in my face
we talked about european history as he fucked me from behind in the shower... i think it was a success
Hopefully. Play it cool. Bust out a few jokes. Chew with your mouth closed and show your boobs.
I think I've hugged the toilet more times than I've hugged my own family members.
Due to certain anatomical proportions it was less like fucking and more like childbirth.
Reunion weekend was a success. Had 3 ex's inside my vag. Hat trick!
I'm not going to pass up the opportunity to be half naked and covered in glitter without facing judgement or legal prosecution. I'll be there.
Good thing my vagina doesn't have a chronometer on it. I'm sure my fiance would be horrified. Probably 10 miles from this past weekend alone.
Last night you texted me "tqiirkykbg doe freedom always"... why?
And we had three hours of crazy sex then his roommate ate pizza off me while I was sleeping.
I think he's an actor
That's not a good enough reason to wear guy-liner
That moment that random you banged behind the bar is going to be your son's third grade teacher... yup I'm there.
The first thing you did was give us a tour of the house and showed us who was "on-limits" and "off-limits"
Yep, you're going to hell.
I take on this great possibility with a beer in one hand and the girl I'm gonna fuck later in the other
Randomize
