In these economic times, linking arms taking tequilla shots with your boss as an underage girl is the best job security I can think of
I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
you were sleeping on the floor, then you woke up and told me you were not comfy enough. You took the carpet in the bathroom put it in the bath and you slept there.
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
Well, a cop just pulled up. This could go either way.
soo how bad was i last night?
licking sour cream off of the table at pancheros bad.
If by "in control" you mean him showing-up to work wasted, calling a customer a "fuckstick," and getting fired on the spot? Then yes, he is.
If her puking on your pool table is her sign of a good night, it's time to intervene.
Shitshow foam night was such a success
I woke up to her screaming at the various pictures of nutsacks she found on her camera
When you turn your data bak on you're gonna get a pic of a nipple but it's not mine
Guy hitting on me at bar is guy who's Craigslist ad we laughed at the other night. Not even kidding.
I really thought I'd be the only alcoholic drinking alone in my car at noon in the Lowe's parking lot. Passed out dude in the car next to me begs to differ.
sooo trippy being back in town after 5 years. if you had asked me in high school who would be future coke heads, i would have been way off
Do u ever find yourself high af, watching American ninja warrior and crying at the athletes stories?
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