also, you're talking to the girl for whom "deformed baby arm" wasn't quite a dealbreaker.
Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
I literally stabbed myself so I had a valid reason to get out of having sex with her
It's 4th of July all over again, we were chasing with the pool water.
i was driving around baked, windows down jamming to third eye blind and eating grapes for 35 minutes before i remembered why i left my house
Dude, just look at these fucking curtains and chill out.
i think that after ALREADY drinking that much, the tube shots may have been a bad idea.. i mean afterall, i did wake up and find my cell phone IN the bonfire the next morning.
This is the most scared i've been of my hands since i did shrooms.
Tomorrow, you will get a text, and it will bE spelled right, that's me yo, certify ya soon
I should start wearing my Batman shirt more often when I drink. Good things happen. All sorts of shit.
I hate vagina strikes, but I must not stray from my path. My boyfriend will know the true meaning of blue balls.
I was just thrown into the pool and now I'm surrounded by men... You would think this is the dream but I'm just confused
Between fucking and sleeping I woke up missing four out of five of the earrings I was wearing. It's like a star rating system. I had to give him props.
I think it may be easier if I stay drunk/high til the wedding. You game?
I'll get the most aesthetic strap on, you'll see
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