turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
I sat in the mc D drive thru and refused to move till the chick gave me her number
Well I say she's a whore. All four of her kids have different last names.
BUT, one is Johnson and the other is Johnston. She gets some credit for that
the only sentence i could make out from her was "i will wash these herpes away"
Aw lol. Sounds like my masturbation injury last year
he needs to hurry and make his mind up... i mean i can't keep getting peed on by a guy who isn't even my boyfriend
Nothing says casual like stairwell bjs
Seriously, I look like I crawled out of a bog. Succeeding at being as undateable as possible.
You told me to keep you from drinking, but we both know I'm not that kind of friend.
The only person who DOESN'T think it's a horrible idea to sleep with my ex is my therapist. Obviously I trust her judgement above all others.
Stupid adulating
Yeah it sucks, but at least I can buy wine so it all comes out in the wash
When I got home he was in his underpants on the couch, eating pop tarts and crying while watching Voltron.
You can call me ugly and you can call me fat,but don't you EVER say my meme game is weak.
We should write a country song: “Blacked Out on a Sunday”
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