let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
i just used my scantron for my final to make paper shotglasses. i'd say i passed in flying colors.
You took a fire extinguisher off the wall in the hallway to play Ghostbusters.
So after tequila Thursday, Jess broke her arm table dancing. Now her and Andrew look like the perfect drunk couple, matching casts and all.
Having skype sex with him in the lounge at 1:45am...THIS IS WHAT HE DOES TO ME
I'm just gonna go nail your roommate after we break up anyway.
Apparently I gave him a 'Steve jobs blowjob'
I've decided to be proactive and make a sex playlist on my phone to avoid any awkward moments in my upcoming slutty summer
First and foremost she's my friend, but she's also a mistake I make when I'm drunk
I am stoned and listening to the Olympics music I downloaded on Saturday. Best 6 dollars I have ever spent.
Can we just discuss how hundreds of miles away we were both beyond drunk and in some boys bed. That is the definition of friendship.
I'm sitting here bra-less eating jalepeno candied bacon. You know you want this.
Coming.
Is the Glover Park Chipotle past the strip club?
Why is that your only point of reference?
Just answer the question
Ugh. My life is a never ending cycle of bad decisions and taquitos.
I can't be a daydrinker without you. It just doesn't work.
I love you too.
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