She's perfect. Funny, gorgeous, 3 tats, been through a lot, bright. I'm in love.
Im in Brooklyn, he wasnt 23 or a musician pick me up
Yeah, all the sudden I heard a loud "ding" and realized I had been passed out on the dorm elevator for about an hour....
Fyi when u order four mini bottles of scotch on a 45 min flight. The flight attendants jaw drops to the floor.
You weren't just peeing. You were like grinding on it. And you tried to pee in the washing machine first.
I'm hoping that banging a 24 year old 3 times cancels out banging that freshman on Wednesday
welp wont be popping out a kid with a beret. frenchie is gone and the mother nature showed herself. bilingual kid can be erased from the bucket list
I don't hate him I just hate being present to see him consume 80 dollars worth of alcohol and then try to tip people with left over money on a Walmart gift card
I think the closest to heaven you can get in this world is your morning dump after a night of Molly
Some cougar Brit said she loved me. America is bouncing back.
Get this. He's a red head and he works at country oven bakery. He will forever be known as the gingerbread man.
But really- as the voice of your vagina I am BEGGING you to do it. If not for yourself than for your poor innocent puss
No sorry. I may be a happy drunk but my gag reflux is an angry drunk.
I don't think you understand...I'm really good at getting drunk
HAMMERED.. I made a peanut butter and jelly sandwich with toilet paper instead of bread...
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