I had to get a ride home from that girl that slept with 3/4 of the band
I think in growing up..I've been having a hard time masterbating to fictional characters
We can talk tomorrow when we're both alert. My mind is somewhere else right now.
Where's it at?
In your pants.
ONE NIGHT STAND. You have 27 minutes before the offer expires, so I suggest you hurry.
so thats a no on the drunken crutches race 2moro
Blow job bear ended up in my bed last night. She didn't live up to her costume.
Someone fucked up, the stop Kony day is on 4/20,
He's the second guy this morning whose job is jeopardized because of my vagina.
He puked over my shoulder into the toilet. The guy in the next stall sounded totally appalled.
The one with glasses said he was keeping my bra. He had me sign it before he left and he said he would be hanging it up in his bunker. I support our troops.
Opened my notebook to coke all over the pages. So, if that's any indication on how this weekend went.
I understand why animals eat their young in the wild after watching your kid this afternoon
Did she seriously come back inside just to piss on the kitchen floor?
Better not shit yourself at the gym.
So do I get points for screwing my recently single ex boyfriend and then telling him to go fight for his ex back?
Randomize
