her vagine was all disorganized.
k, so I just picked a four leaf clover, then saw my dads penis. Lucky? I think not.
Yeah, but thats the third time she's peed on me.
TAKE DOWN THAT PHOTO OF ME IN THE NURSES COSTUME NOW.
is 69 when you're sideways or up & down? I was on my back & confused.
The theme is smores and alcohol. Dress appropriately.
once she started licking the door on the stall, i got out of there and told her bf "this is your problem now" and walked away
Ya I fucked her.. But now Melissa is gonna find out
Just tell her that in a man's never ending war between his heart and his dick... His heart never wins
How was me telling you it's my mom's birthday a go-ahead to bang my sister???
Highlight of the night: paying my cell phone bill at the bar... I need to get laid.
His dick is hereby named Charles Dickens. Will's is less cerebral. I'd like to call it Pinnacle like the vodka we drank when we hooked up, but I feel like that's a compliment it doesn't deserve.
Also 70% sure I have a splinter on my eyelid from last night
well he got me up crazy early but i got pizza for breakfast and an electric blanket to sleep with sooo he passed the one night stand test.
Woke up to the frozen soundtrack blasting in the living room best one night stand ever
He just snapchatted me a blank snap that said "miss our sex" Vagina game too strong
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