try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
I just want to sing "highway to the danger zone" when I'm taking his pants off.
i swear i just saw perry the platypus. the fuck dude. i shouldnt even know who that is
My mom is pretending to be Paula Deen while making breakfast...I'm pretty sure she's sober.
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
i just heard her through the wall saying "not on my face! NOT on my face!" then a scream and "I SAID NOT ON MY FACE!!!"...nice work dude.
I wish that one Sunday morning I could wake up feeling like I have my life together.
I'm sure that's not what the inventers of the Turkey baster had in mind, but that's what I had in mine.
just watched the video of me leading you with a trail of french fries.
At what point did we decide It was a good idea t have a wheelbarrow race in the parking lot?
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
She deliberately backed into the homewrecker's whoremobile and yelled ""FOR SPARTA!"
can you please not set my house on fire for once???
I refuse to believe you if you're trying to tell me humanity as a whole isn't sad, tired, and craving Chinese food.
i just read a article called "Booze, Drugs, and Bipolar Disorder"... i think someone is writing the memoirs of my life
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