Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
you could play connect the dots with the people ive fucked in this room
Best moment of my life. I just got a text from some random number that said i can't wait to touch you. Her name is kiara and she had the wrong number.
Dude. No way. She insults the term butterface. She's a butternothing.
I've never played a more sexually-tense game of Uno in my life.
Wat the fuck dude ketchup in my bong???
I think this girl gave me a handjob thinking that I would help her with her cell phone bill
omg. that's awesome
This is a mass text. First one to reply gets head.
Before anyone claims this, this chick is in my boyfriend's phone as "Worst BJ EVER!"
Does that mean you're calling dibs or can I?
This is gonna be a long day for my vagina and I
Give me a reason to not spend the rest of my evening high watching dogs 101 videos
I've been to his house multiple times since that night and I STILL can't find my bra. And he says the hot tub ate my thong.
I have aggressive nipples.
I wish I was there so i could bitch slap his incredibly sexy face
He nailed that bed down really well so it won't break again. All I could think while he was nailing it was "challenge accepted".
skipped tacos for a blowjob. No tacos. No blowjob. More importantly...no tacos. Wtf?
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