Where are you?
In a non slutty way
While in Europe, he bought me a pouring tap to put on my liquor so I don't spill. This means 2 things.1) He really loves me. 2) I'm a noticeable alcoholic.
you know it's time to start studying when you've procrastinated to the point where you're reading your roommate's ex-boyfriend's wall posts from 2006.
She has a facebook friends list called oops. theres 33 people in it. she said its all the guys she regrets fucking.
I remember coming home with a cat... I havent seen it all day. Shit.
I mean...he was throwing up for almost 3 consecutive hours. I don't think there's a chance in hell that would have tasted even close to tolerable.
So aparently telling your roommate you're going to spoon them so hard in the public place of their employment is inappropriate
I hear sloppy seconds go great with fried rice
on a brighter note, the cop thought i could kick adams ass if it came down to that and said he had $20 on me if it ever happens
i know you're upset so i should probs be supportive but i've got nothing in that department. your life suuuuucks
He? As in you personified your dick?
Last time I checked he was house sitting for his ex while she was out of town with some new dude. He was crying about how the guy told him to stay out of his whiskey while he was gone. That's whipped
Let the clothes fall where they may.
Plus you need some new dick in your life, the environment is fucked enough you don’t have to recycle anymore 😂💀
I'm too hungover to Google him and try to save face.
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