I understand how i shit in my shoes, but explain why you were wearing them.
k, so I just picked a four leaf clover, then saw my dads penis. Lucky? I think not.
I have so many mobile devices now, I only use my laptop for porn.
Leave Me Alone
At least least me cry on your voice mail
Forgot that I saved my paper as "Eat Shit Edwards" and e-mailed it because I missed class. I'm sure Prof. Edwards will be delighted when she gets it. I don't anticipate a passing grade.
Who spends 33 dollars at Taco Bell and lives???
I have yet found the courage to put pants on. No judgement thursday led to no shower friday and now no pants saturday. God i miss college.
I would rather deep fry my own cock while it's still attached to me than have his life.
The number of times I have seen your cock and the number of times I have wanted to see your cock are different!
In the bath trying to absorb water through my skin because I can't drink it.. That hungover
After we hooked up he started to cry and called his mom and told her he wanted to marry me
He asked me how flexible I was and all I could think about was that time I threw my back out putting in a tampon.
You can make out without kissing
Explanation needed
I gave in, made out with her, and long story short, I'm giving hetero another try.
Someone sitting next to me at this football game is totally eating chicken nuggets out of his pocket and drinking four loko. I wanna be him.
Randomize
