I was mid-pee and he walked in, claimed he was looking for his phone, and then asked if we could hook up since we were finally alone.
so yall hooked up?
Now that world cup is done, funneling out of a vuvuzela has lost its fun
Well Im currently dressed up as batman raiding frat houses for booze
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
The only good thing about this is that the pharmacy guy will stop trying to add me on Facebook.
Oh and my new excuse for not being able to hook up is cholera, feel free to use it
Apparently I've been blackout drunk doing abstract algebra on the floor
i'll fuck you during the next apocalypse. promise
I think I need a restraining order. I had 15 "selfies" of him on my camera roll......my phone has a lock code on it.
Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
Why do guys insist on chatting me up this early in the morning? I'm just like "Dude, I look like the bastard child of Einstein and a troll doll. Let me eat my Hot Pocket in peace."
It's simple. He fucks me at his place and I fuck him at my place. It's like man of the house gets to top.
We christened the whole apartment and fucked on the balcony. It was amazing. I'm 100% sure downtown heard me climax. Now we can unpack.
Is there a nice, calm way of telling your friend/housemate/former lover/person who does not reciprocate your feelings that your period is late?
Woke up with a glow stick in my boobs this morning. Must've dominated Sunday.
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