let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
I dont know why I dont listen to you more often. He wont stop texting me. And his signature is "dancing with no panties on"
i hooked up with a boy reading dear john, i have to get points for that somewhere
no he gets major points for having a girl hookup with him after reading dear john
Remember that amazing deer? You peed next to that dear..
What are you doing and how can I add sex in there
Someone asked me what I was drinking, I was drinking rum, but I was also eating starbursts so i told them "daiquiris"
Dude she let me install handle bars on her headboard. I should have nailed my boss years ago.
Awkward moment: seeing and saying hey to the MILF you're sleeping with while shopping with your mother and sister.
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
And then he said he would build me a mountain dew water fountain
Marry him now.
Your cock has been in the back of my throat. Co-worker is no longer a sufficient title. Fix that shit ASAP
Dude if I had a dollar for everytime she asked me to do weird shit with her when we were fucking I'd have like 4$
He's really cute...He stopped talking to me because i pulled my skirt up and peed in a demi plie position...
we live vicariously through your huge boobs
Dude I cant right now. Were talking about pickles.
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