I hope to God it wasnt poon. That odor was unnatural, it was satanic pussy.
we went back to her place to bone only to find her boyfriend having sex.. with MY girlfriend
I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
i just fucked the bartender on my cruise to get free alcohol. have things gone too far?
So I went outside my house this morning and basically my entire front lawn is covered in gummi bears... I think that involves you guys.
I love seeing you outside of a bar. It's like seeing a dog walk on its hind legs
from now on when you get up to pee in the middle of the night, check to see if im sleeping in your parking lot.
i do.
And I know a few people wouldnt want to even be around high people. Which is sad. But jet packs are cool.
Dude... there's chunks of hair all over the floor, and no one knows how they got there. You guys just made out right?
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
All she kept whispering was put your pickle in my mouth. Then she fell out of her barstool and chipped her tooth
Is there a non-awkward way to tell a girl I work with that she looks just like my favourite pornstar?
I CALLED IT A FRIENDSHIP. NOT A I WANT YOUR MAN PARTS IN MY LADY PARTS-SHIP.
All the movies on cable here are either porn or Bollywood. I am never leaving this hotel.
She said she hasn't cheated on me in 7 and a half days and she'd like praise for that.
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