my facebook friend requests are always from girls of boyfriends i have fucked, facebook is the worst reminder of shame
Dipping chips in queso and thinking of your beautiful face
She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
You sent me a text calling me "cunt" while i was in the middle of dumping my bf.
So we're fucking tonight?
did you fuck him yet?
hahaha who do you think your talking to.. a nun?
its a long story involving jim bean, an owl, and a knife
We found her hiding in the bath tub.. And when i opened the curtain she replied "thank you" and walked out like nothing happened.
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
Never visiting again. You guys drink like immortals
What happened to the good old days when we whispered the words beer pong and people came running?
after he went down on me he said he wanted an air freshener for his car scented like my vag. i cant even.
He was my first. He knew. He knew right there I was wrapped around his penis.
Normally, it will inspire me to work. Today, it's inspiring me to masturbate.
Apparently I thanked the paramedics over and over again for saving the "happy new year" beads that I was wearing
Crop dusting thru forever 21
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