Ok walking to car, 3 gay guys park get out of car, one on phone says 'I dont know but I was definately getting some curb rubbing'
I can't remember if we talked about feelings. Fuck you Miller High Life.
Dude, I found out the hard way that she wipes back to front. I ate her out and had to throw up.
I'm glad my gym is open 24 hours..I stopped in on my way home to puke from the bar
Dude, you walked in on me 5 times each times you had a different person with you. And each time you lifted the covers up and said 'whats going on in here'
Btw, I'm creating an event on fb to celebrate the one yr anniversary since we went to jail.
by the way- Brandy out of a doggy bowl was AMAZING
We left the knife in your bed.
NO. ANAL IS NOT A GAME.
spring break - time to see if my two week detoxing gave my liver a chance to recover.
Smoked a blunt with my dad then introduced him to cinnabon delights. Today was a good day.
I need to just embrace dildos and cats and call it a life.
CUM CAME OUT OF MY NOSE. MY SINUSES ARE ENTIRELY FUCKED UP NOW BC OF THE CUM TRAVELING IN PLACES IT SHOULD NOT HAVE.
Whoever jacked off in MY pong room on the bean bag with your fucking googles pick up your fucking cum towel you gross disgusting fucks. I said NO MORE jacking off in that room. I swear I will empty it out if this is going to continue.
she's 6'2. you bet your ass i slept with her.
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