But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
We had to use the stains on Phil's shirt to try to piece together what happened last night.
I'm gonna have sex with a woman...help
so i say "rick dont build that sandcastle" and he "says ok i wont" then i wake up and its sandcastle fucking city all over my apartment
Just start grabbing cocks. It can't go wrong! Just say you thought you knew him and wanted to check.
im destined to be single forever. i hope its okay if your kids come and hang out with my cats.
I think I've had 45 beers today though So things are looking up.
I have to answer enough questions about you, I don't need your uterus tossed in the conversation.
ARE YOU THINKING VAGINA THEMED RESTAURANT
I am pretty sure I just put SoCo in the bird feeder
your phone died, so you started bawling in the bar
yeah that sounds like me
Yeah plus that night got so disgusting it's basically a repressed memory anyway
I may have had several rum punches and then gone to the store and used European cucumbers to prove my baton twirling prowess.
wow wtf man i was the friend bailing you out of jail with 500 cash and you didnt have the common courtesy of waking me up for class when i passed out drunk and naked in the bath tub
Lesson Learned: It's not a party until someone pisses their pants.
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