When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
Theres this fat girl in desperate need of the proactive factory in my class and as i watch her shovel food in her face I am struggling to not only keep down my meager lunch but also to stay straight. Eliza Dushku couldnt even get my flacid dick to move
Her underwear doesnt even match. If youre going to be a face book whore at least have matching shit.
i told her that i loved her pillow breasts and then she asked me if i wanted to motor boat them. so yea, i do need the room tonite.
New Jersey isn't a real state, it's just a myth you tell little kids to scare them like Canada or Carrot Top
I dont care how high you are, meat and sprinkles dont mix dude
Exactly how does jacking off in my purse count as a 'early christmas present'?
Nobody has ever asked me for my honest opinion on whether they needed anal bleaching before
I'm sorry for peeing on your door. But it was your decision to open it.
You know that joke about taking tylenol pm and jerking off? you don't always win. sometimes you wake up in the morning naked lubed up cock in hand to the realator and would be perspective buyers laughing at you
Facebook stalking ex-girlfriends who went to rehab. This is my life.
The fact that there are multiple ex-girlfriends who have been to rehab concerns me
I'm giving great sideboob & it's being wasted on my parents.
He was spooning with the dog when I came home. Now shes afriad to go near him. Should I ask?
Much like Dre, I was forgotten about.
I just took a service station dump so foul I had to buy gas out of guilt
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