is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
Getting 10 cents back for every can is really just encouraging alcoholism.
I just dropped macaroni right down my cleavage. For the sake of our future, I'm really banking on this being a turn on for you.
I'm drinking red wine & feeding anchovies to the dog. I'm really not picky about what kinda of company I'm in.
we used a swiffer mop as a stripper pole.
It's like the last supper of drinking before the summer ends
I gave an inspirational speech to a bum and called a bride ugly at her wedding reception.
Why are there chunks of your hair in everyones pocket?
I decided to mark my territory.
I think my vagina is phsycic. All day it tingled and then BAM Channing Tatums look alike fucks me like ive never been fucked in my life.
apparently, dueling with garden tools in Home Depot is strictly frowned upon
She just told me she thinks she bruised her labia in class
apparently domino's not only has a live feed of pizzas coming out of the oven, but it also has a built in smooth jazz radio station. this pizza's getting really pornographic really fast.
He found a way to charmingly ask me for a threesome and when I said no he made it sound like he was even happier. He's a fucking wizard
Is this like a preordered booty call?
We're both fucking guys named Frank. Our friendship was meant to be.
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