I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
I have two black x marks on my hands.
Yep you got cut off last night after a stripper bent over in front of you and you screamed very loudly 'I can see your soul from here'
damnit I wish I could remember that.
I'm getting drunk watching the disney channel. Is this a main reason why we aren't together anymore?
I don't understand why we need a holiday to become more aware of boobs...
dont get me wrong, i like when a guy is into my boobs but when he started saying mama i want milk let me suck, i gathered my shit together and bounced.
Girl walking by was talking on the phone about how he needed to write a gratitude list in her letter to god this week. Too stoned
Going to the market. I need some nachos and a serious re-evalution of my life.
Just promise me you wont die... or hook up with an old asian lady playing slots
Cant promise that last part. I won't die though
Tell me about it I woke up on your couch with only my underwear on and a 26 year old wrapped around me. I thought my thirties would be different.
There's times when I just want to bottle my farts for later they're so insane.
he yelled at me like a drill sergeant while I quickly tried to take off my pants
I lost a fight last night. By that I mean I head butt the bar and busted my lip open.
My dad called me in the middle of the night, drunk on vodka, asking for references on the Irish alphabet.
There's nothing like a guy talking about your vagina as if it's delicious food to make your day better.
Hmm should I take my nipple rings out before my sisters wedding/family vacation in Puerto Rico where I will be with my mother 24hrs a day for four days wearing a bathing suit seemingly the entire time? Or should I just risk it and not hug anyone.
Risk it. Keep the titties tough.
Randomize
