He just said "wow, thats some rly nice hair! And those teeth..thosee are some cool teeth"
I'm pretty sure that I'm earning a horrible reputation with your friends, but I'm having a fucking great time in the process.
so the x-ray technician didnt buy my story of falling off a curb. she said a fall of that height couldnt snap the bone that way. bitch called me a drunken idiot too. if she wasnt so hot i'd be angry
Guess the answer to the last 2 texts right and you'll get a boob shot tonight. Guess wrong and it will be a picture of a used, boogery kleenex.
His voice is like having sex with hot chocolate and then suddenly you're pregnant.
i woke up and found a picture of his grandma in my purse.. im a kelpto
Well I think I made it pretty obvious I wasn't in to it. I was drinking a beer while he was going down in me
Where are you in relation to the mariatchi band?
Our conversation concluded a weekly schedule of casual sex in between classes.
Don't tell him that you hope he dies in a boring missionary position with his wife. That doesn't go over well.
I just felt emotion and I'm not okay with it
I want to respect them as people, but really I just want to have sex with them.
Whenever I have a bad day I just look at the negetive pregnancy test I keep in my purse and remind myself things could be alot worse.
What can I say, like your penis. The fact that I like the person attached to it helps too
"Offered to eat Froot Loops out of my belly button" drunk. Thats how drunk.
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