I want to stick my p in your. b.
Everything we own is covered in grass and KY
I vaguely remember telling people they were not trash cans
I don't know if it's lucky or if it really just makes my tits look THAT good, but I've never NOT gotten laid with this bra on
He thought the strainer was a giant bowl to puke in.
How does "I'm not drinking tonight" turn into body shots?
The effect you have on my penis from a different state is impressive
A BJ like that needs to be recommended.
You need to come back and help me drink our beer so the fridge has room for the other beers
He refused to pierce my nipples, saying they are the best he's ever seen and that blemishing them would be a crime
Omg you can't vacuum salsa that's just ridiculous
Glow Paint looked great for the Black Light Party last night, Tonight having a glow in the dark Pizza on my arm, not so much.
I want a battle ostrich, get me a battle ostrich and then come and make love to me
She was hammered and showed her gay best mate a pic of my cock, his response was "I fucked the wrong brother"
On a side note apparently my brother is gay
You can say goodbye to our security deposit.
Already? What he do?
Opened a bag of topsoil at the party and spread it all over the living room. TOPSOIL!
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