I cockslap morals
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
I woke up with my left arm looking like it got mauled by a lion. Oo and she said someone broke her car window.
Just realized these events may be related.
she walked in on me snorting my prozac. there was no way to convince her i was doing a good thing.
Hillary is trying to make pickle pops with vodka and sell them to kids at the ball park.
I vaguely remember having a 'grass is greener' conversation about our nipples. Dream or beautiful reality?
Beautiful, beautiful reality
the tv said "its small, its comfortable..." and i started laughing... safe to say he lost any dignity he had left...
In less than 24 hrs I went from conversing with Nobel Laureate, to hangover vomiting in front of a drive thru cashier
We really gotta change brands again because 2-ply is making us feel like the celebrities we aren't.
Pretty sure that propositioning you to fly across the country for sex fest '13 isn't something my husband would approve of.
I'm hungry, horney and thirsty. Pick two you want to help out with.(please pick horney)
If I don't singlehandedly make your gf realize she needs to straighten the fuck up or ruin your relationship before I leave I have failed you as a friend.
I just left and he walked me out and went call me if you're ever... Eh... Whatever. And walked away.
Yeah, he fractured his ass by doing a canon ball into the bath tub....
I got all the way to work before I realized there were Trojans in my bra.
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