So...we accidentally left a bag of puke in your sister's room. Heads up.
How do I say "sorry I gave you and your sister herpes" in German?
She walked into class late sat down for 5 min muttered 'oh i cant do this' and walked out. She looked like death.
We should party with her soon
Great parenting moment: noticing your kid is going to puke from gorging fish sticks and sending her outside. Then watching her puke on your dog.
i left the icescrapper in his bathroom. i dont remember taking it there, but i remember brushing his hair with it.
We should search craigslist for porches to sublet.
She is larger then a hippo. You could cut her open in the middle of a blizzard and crawl in like Luke skywalker. Throw a couch and a tv in there and you're set
100 proof captain the only man who can make me strip during a snowstorm
I missed rounds this morning...my senior resident hooked me up to and IV and made me stay in the clinic because he said I didn't look presentable enough to walk around the hospital
My dream date: Hotdogs/nachos from the bar & tequila. Is that too much to ask?
I have 80 very blurry photos of you on a stripper pole...
I am not walking across campus just to give you a blow job in the hopes that in return i can study more efficiently.
Nope. Im a prince of the americas. I treat my women like future queens. Also, im drunk watching the royal wedding
Do you ever just admire your boobs?
....even the bartender was embarrassed for her
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