He looked like the mexican version of Steve Carrell with a unibrow.
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
I invented the best game. It's called "what touched my exposed nutsack?" It can range from pillows to toothbrushes
Believe me. As soon as the boss man is out the door. I am on my way to wow your vagina with my horse-like attributes.
Just gave my liver a good luck and I'm sorry speech
Don't get me wrong, I love talking about lube and such, but why are we?
I'm so lazy and tired i just want to cry and fall asleep in a bed of egg mcmuffins.
you can't just say no to brian. he was bugging me to get me to drunk for 14 hours straight yesterday. HE DOESN'T GIVE UP
In case you were wondering how drunk I was last night, there was an unopened slim Jim in front of my door and I ate it.
To keep it classy I will take a pregnacy test on Mother's Day
So I paid Bumble $10 to see who liked my profile for a month. Cheap, easy dick. It's all about the economics, yo.
Welcome to your 30’s, where every one night stand is most likely with someone’s father
Tomorrow I'm going to tape my thumbs to my palms and my biceps to my abdomen to learn what it's like to be a t-rex for a day. Anyone else in?
I don’t know how you celebrated 4/20 but I set a Payless trash can on fire
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