Is it bad that Pitbull has taught me more Spanish than high school did?
I really wish I didn't have to wear pants this is ridiculous
theres a kid face down in the middle of campus... people are going about their day and paying no attention to him
I saw him coke blaxckout on the subway at 9 this morning yelling at people callig himself the gatekeeper.
He was dressed as ron burgundy and his pickup line was "dont worry, i wont make you jump in a bear pit."
Normally this is when girls give blow jobs. That's how you mentally condition them to put up with PMSing, because they see the shinny blowjob light at the end of the tunnel.
I was weirded out when the chunky goth girl and her boyfriend both started eyeing me and wanted to by me a drink.
My dad made a joke about you sending me strippers for valentine's day so clearly everything here is normal
I don't trust a bar IN TENNESSEE that doesn't have Jack Daniels.
Mark my words I will never date another cop again. I don't care if he's JESUS.
HIS DICK IS GLORIOUS AND I WANT TO RIDE IT TO VALHALLA
Really this has to stop, if they get any younger we will be breaking the law
Is that your mom climbing in your window dude
How does one take the "you're the best sex I've ever had but I'm marrying someone that's sub-par in the sack" mind fuck?
I pity the fool.
Thanks Mr T.
the funny thing was, all i remember was a liter of vodka and going to oneonta for the night. then 2 weeks later bam, i get a letter banning me from campus for the next 4 years. awesome convorsation with my dad to wake up to.
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