Sarah, plain, and tall I adore you
Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
Just found my mom passed out in my bed holding a bag of wine. Not sure if I'm ashamed or proud.
Yeah he's still asleep. I washed the blender out. He tried to make a ham-shake. Lets wait until after break to have that talk. I kind of want to see where this goes.
I'll be accepting presents in the forms of drinks, drugs, and orgasms. So any or all of those will be fine.
I respect you for how well you shave your vagina. It isn't easy and my dick faces out, not in.
WTF YOU SHOULDNT BREAK A SWEAT TAKING A SHIT. MY BODY HATES ME.
Nothing says summer like lemonaid, but nothing says fuck yeah summer like lemonaid and vodkavodka
I got back from work this morning after working the night shift to find an NFL player scaling the side of our apartment...from your window. He just took sneaking out to all new level. Care to explain?
I think that about sums it up, actually.
Like if Ohio doesn't think I can get smashed on wine I will gladly prove them wrong
For some reason she gave me a handjob. It was all very confusing
You made the lady who made your cheeseburger sign the box so that when she got famous you would have her autograph.
So adding to the list of things my boobs can do, sweeping with a broom is apparently a thing.
Just once, can I please come back to a room that doesn't smell like beer and cum?
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