I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
i'm making a list of conversation topics in my blackberry so the ride won't be so awkward
Then I received a text in French, that roughly translated to "all you'll ever be good for is sex on the Internet"
I honestly get shocked all over again every time I pull his pants down. It's one of those feelings you never get tired of.
Last time I get high to write a paper the night before it's due. "Tiny Wings and sexuality" is not an acceptable topic to for a paper. Class in 30 minutes. I'm fucked...
Found your dick twin last night
you reached into a lemon drop to pull out a lemon of someone else's drink..
My cab driver just started a conversation with "Three years ago I pleaded guilty..." Check on me later tonight please.
Soo I woke up in the storage room at best western....I dont even know what say
It's been awhile, you pregnant yet?
Reading becomes significantly more difficult when people are having crazy loud sex in an adjoining room
He asked me how many starwars references he could make before i no longer find him attractive.
I am now gainfully employed. Parents, lock up your children.
Yay! Welcome to the world of "you're seriously trusting me with your kid?"
She demanded to see my stimulus package, I had to go over.
I guess we coulda said a little less mature audience and a little more e for everyone.
Randomize
