i had a dream the other night i was titty fucking you while you were asleep, then you woke up and didn't care.
this girl literally referred to her butthole as her "back pussy"
Its a sad day when your bush has a better set of hair than you do
Check that he is NOT ok. He just heated up SoCo and used it as syrup on his pancakes.
Well let's just say that she ended up trying to get it in with the wheelchair guy, who btw, can get an erection and quickly I might add
I asked you how much you drank and you replied with "I don't know what kind of toothpaste I use."
White grape blunt wraps are like the equivalent of a glass of wine in a tux.
I can promise you that this new years eve will rival the one from senior year when we got that exchange student deported.
it was a frathouse cornucopia of foul mixed drinks and "sangria", which im convinced was blood and pcp
One day. I will touch his hair. I'm curious if it'll be like a soft cloud.
I know my whole body feels like I belly flopped onto concrete. Seriously need to tone it down for a while
I would use the term shit faced but I'm too polite for that
Nothing warms my heart more than the sight of a naked hockey player in my bed.
While he was going down town Julie brown, I was eating French fries. True Love
Do thigh high boots and a ball gag count as a costume?
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